I recently got a 20,000mA power bank, which is basically a big battery I 
can carry around to charge my devices when I can’t get to a wall outlet. 
It was made in China. These are the instructions on the back of the box.

I recently got a 20,000mA power bank, which is basically a big battery I
can carry around to charge my devices when I can’t get to a wall outlet.
It was made in China. These are the instructions on the back of the box.

His love is like a candle …

A conversation with hubby.

Him: My love is like a candle.

Me: How is it like a candle?

Him: Ignore me, and I’ll burn your f**king house down!

Me: But … that means you’d be burning YOUR f**king house down. How would that help you?

Him: It was a JOKE!

Me: You should be more practical.

(Hubby starts walking away)

Me: (yelling after him): YOU NEED TO SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE!